**WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST HAS BEEN RATED *PG* (*Peter's Guidance* suggested) for some Mild Inside-Jokes and Disturbing Images**
------HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?-------
---------PLEASE E-MAIL *PROJECT SAINT* AT MOUSE366@GMAIL.COM TO REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS, PHOTOGRAPHS, OR OTHER INFORMATION (Name, Job, etc.). HE WAS LAST SEEN LURKING AROUND SOME BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS AND HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH THE CRIME OF SMIRKING IN MAGAZINES.
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*WARNING - HE MAY BE ARMED WITH AN *OVER-STUFFED SECTIONAL, YELLOW PAINT, OR BOWL OF FRUIT*
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--------------------*THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION!*---------------
I'm pretty sure I saw the suspect the other day. He was putting slipcovers on chairs. I panicked and made a run for it, but if I see him again he won't get off so easy.
ReplyDeleteBeware of fruits.
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